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Ricky Gervais. com The Website of Ricky Gervais.. Obviously. BLOGBLOG - 1. AUGUST 2. 01. 7. I took the Proust questionnaire for Vanity Fair. Another thing ticked on my bucket list. What is your idea of perfect happiness? Playing with a dog. And we're both drunk.

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M. What is your favorite journey? I like flying to New York from London. It's like a day off for me. No phone or e- mails. Food, wine, i. Pod, movies, snoozing. And then New York! What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

A camera crew catches up with David Brent, the former star of the fictional British TV series The Office (2001), as he now fancies himself a rock star on the road.

Patience. On what occasion do you lie? On many. Always to do with why I can't make a social function. To tell the truth in such situations would be devastating and pointless. Can you imagine? "No, I can't come to your party, because you live too far away and most of your friends are morons.". What do you dislike most about your appearance? I guess, overall, I wish everything didn't sag so much these days. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?"Sorry.

I thought babies could swim.". What do you consider your greatest achievement? Working my way up from nothing without punching anyone in the face. What is your greatest regret? That I didn't punch more people in the face. What is your current state of mind? I'm stressed about whether my answers to these questions are honest, interesting, or funny.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Wings would be useful. Where would you like to live? I've been lucky enough to be able to choose exactly where I want to live. I live in Hampstead, in London, and have a little country retreat on the river in Buckinghamshire. I live on the Upper East Side near Central Park when I'm in New York.

If I couldn't live in any of those places, Bath springs to mind. What is your most marked characteristic? I'd like to say it's my intelligence, wit, integrity, and charm. But it's probably for others to decide. They'd say cocky, outspoken, troublemaker.

What do you most value in your friends? It’s hard to narrow it down, because I want them to have a bit of everything - humor, kindness, integrity, intelligence, tolerance (they need lots of that). But if I had to choose just one it would probably be loyalty. Who are your favorite writers?

Charles Dickens, J. D. Salinger, Carl Sagan, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens. Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Old Testament God.

Proper fucking psycho. Why the fuck did I give these morons free will? Drown the motherfuckers!". How would you like to die?

In my sleep, dreaming that I'm saving a puppy from a burning building. What is your motto?"Relax. No one else knows what they're doing, either.". YOU CAN READ THIS ARTICLE AT SOURCE HERE AT VANITYFAIR. COM]. BLOG - 2. 1 MARCH 2.

I am on tour. It's going very well indeed. Thanks for asking. BLOG - 2. 3 DECEMBER 2.

What a fucking year. It started really well. I insulted loads of snowflakes at the Golden Globes. The same night, as I gleefully read the love and outrage on Twitter, I found out that my musical hero and friend, David Bowie, had passed away. There's nothing I can say to add to the man's legacy and iconic status as an artist and human being but he died as he lived; privately and with unbelievable grace and dignity.

Oh, and he still had time to churn out one of the best and most innovative albums of the year. Fuck January. Let's not even talk about Trump and Brexit. Damn. I just did. I chose the best and worst year to return to stand up. It's great in the sense that there's lots of shit for me to rant about, but it's bad in the sense that my "schtick" has always been playing the arrogant, misinformed know- it - all, who says the wrong thing.

It's worked well for me. But now I worry half the room agrees with those things without seeing the irony.

It's a tricky one. Still. Fuck it. Humanity is turning out to be my best stand up yet.

I think it's because truth is so important now. Anyway, I'll be touring the show in various cities around the world that have 5- star hotels near to large venues. It was also the year that David Brent returned. Well, in the UK and Australia. The rest of the world gets it in February on Netflix.

That's all I can remember about 2. I was drunk. BLOG - 5 SEPTEMBER 2. So as the promo for Life On The Road dies down I start working on my next stand- up tour. It's called Humanity and the general theme seems to be me moaning about everything in the world from the most privileged position imaginable. I've done a few warm- ups and it's definitely in the best shape of any of my shows at this stage at least. I also plan to do more warm- ups than usual as I want this to be my best show ever and possibly my last.

Never say never, but with that attitude it will make me put every ounce of my soul into it. It'll probably take over a year to play everywhere in the world I want to play though.

I'm also thinking of not being so eager to commit the show to DVD or TV Special, so that I can tour it for longer. I'll also be promoting Life On The Road as it comes out on Netflix and DVD around the globe and of course I'm hoping that the album is the gift that keeps on giving. I'll also do the odd live concert when my hairy band are available. The 7. 00. 0 tickets for the two gigs at Hammersmith sold out in 1.

I guess I should do a few more soon. Stay tuned. BLOG - 2. JULY 2. 01. 6. So, what's happening in this crazy business we call show? Well, I got nominated for my 2.

EMMY® this week. That's a record for a British comedian. I should be very proud. But what this actually means is, (after 2 wins), I'm probably about to lose for the 2. Still, mustn't grumble.

Did some more new material nights for my next stand- up tour, Humanity, and they were the best yet. They were at the Leicester Sq theatre which is my new favourite small venue. The general theme of the show seems to be me complaining about people complaining all the time. I'm doing some more next month, so I'll keep you posted.

The two David Brent gigs at the Hammersmith Apollo sold out in 1. Mental. If you missed out on that you can win tickets to the Life On The Road premiere here at davidbrentsongbook. Finally, another pointless poll for you to be a part of. Obviously, you should vote for that incredible show The Office. Vote here at Radio. Times. com]BLOG - 7 JULY 2. As you may know, you can now book tickets at davidbrent- movie.

Life On The Road in UK cinemas. You can also order the album, which is released the same day as the movie on August 1. If you pre- order the album on download at i. Tunes, you instantly get Lady Gypsy and Life On The Road.